Sunday, February 26, 2017

So much snow!

I feel like we've been so boring the last few weeks! It's snowed a boatload, everyone's been sick, and it's the doldrums of February. I took a few more pictures this week, even though I was super sick Tuesday and Wednesday. I swear this is the worst cold I've had in YEARS. I took multiple naps every day because it just wiped me out so bad. But I finally started feeling somewhat normal again on Friday and it's been getting better and better. That cough still lingers, but it's not painful anymore, just annoying. :)

On Tuesday it was the worst. My lymph nodes were all swollen, my throat hurt so bad I couldn't even open my mouth without severe pain, and when I looked at it with a flashlight, I had those little white sores all over. So I went to the doctor thinking it was strep, but of course it wasn't. Because I like paying doctors for no reason, apparently. Or at least that's what you would think for how often I do it.

Cecily and Mira brought Barbies along and were good sports while we were waiting for the rapid culture.


On Wednesday, I think, Mira had a mini program reciting a nursery rhyme in front of the class and the parents. She choose to do Queen of Hearts, which goes like this:

The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
      All on a summer’s day;
The knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts,
      And took them clean away.

  The King of Hearts
  Called for the tarts,
  And beat the Knave full sore;
  The Knave of Hearts
  Brought back the tarts,
  And vowed he’d steal no more.

She did a really great job. Hers was the longest one in the class, and the only one with choreographed movements, which she did flawlessly. I was a proud mama.

This is a terrible picture of the class before the program, and then I thought I captured a video of the performance and messed that up, and I forgot to take a picture of her in the costume I threw together before she dumped pizza all over it. Big mom fail there. But I don't think it will matter in the long run, so I'm not beating myself up over it. I just wish you could have been proud along with me.


The cutest part of the whole thing was practicing the night before. Steve made up actions and we all sat in front of him as the audience and watched him demonstrate them to Mira. Mira then practiced it, and then Emilia wanted a try. After that, Mira said it was my turn, so I got up. And then, of course, Cecily wanted to try. Her version was definitely the best. (Also relevant: we've been reading The Secret Garden for bedtime stories and we had pancakes for dinner that night.)
Cecily, exuberantly: The thought made some pancakes and ran over here. Their name was Colin. The person . . . brought them back and then there're no more farts!

On Tuesday, it was 65 degrees outside. Beautiful. Sunny. I picked up Emilia from school and we drove home with the windows down because everybody was too hot. That night, it snowed. And it snowed and snowed and snowed. This was the view from my front window Wednesday night.


Since it was so warm, it rained first, and then it froze on all the trees and then the snow stuck to it like glue. It was the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time. And it wasn't just at night or right away in the morning. It lasted all day. I decided Thursday morning to take the younger two to the temple grounds with me so i could take some pictures of the temple with the trees all covered in snow. But by the time we got there, it had actually warmed up a bit and the snow wasn't sticking to the trees the way it was in Springville (the temple is in Provo, about 7 miles north). I was disappointed. But I still got a couple good shots. We were freezing when we were done, though.





I took some more shots on Friday afternoon. I just can't get over the beauty of the trees holding onto the snow. It's so different than what I grew up with in North Dakota.





I found it humorous that my U.S. Mail box ended up looking like it was wearing one of those Russian hats. I looked it up and they are called Ushenkas. Bet you didn't know that before.


This morning, Steve and I were still lazing in bed and Cecily came in to hang out with us. After a minute, she said, "Daddy, you go to sleep. And I kiss you." Steve dutifully laid down and closed his eyes, pretending to snore. She leans over and kisses his chin and he startled awake. She giggled charmingly and then told him to do it again. They played it this way about ten times before she said. "Okay, now I go to sleep." And she closed her eyes and waited for Daddy to kiss her awake. Steve was a bit more dramatic in his pre-kiss warm up. ;)




My pretty girls at church. (They asked me to take a picture.)


Cecily being cute one morning.


This is a picture Mira drew for me. I love that she's learning to write (and that she writes "I like you" instead of "I love you" because she doesn't know how to spell "love.") I also love how she draws my hair curly.


You know. Just me.


We went to the library on Friday because I needed to pay my overdue fines before I could renew a couple of the books (like Secret Garden which we haven't finished). I swear the library stays in business because I can't manage to get my books back by their due date. Ever.

There was a fun Native American story time where the kids got to make a pouch necklace that they could wear around their necks. They had to listen to the speaker talk about Native American customs and listen to her read a book about one of their deities before the the craft project though and Cecily was having none of it. Especially since Mira got the purple bean bag to sit on and Cecily only got a red one.

She disappeared at one point and I found her on the other side of the library coloring in the adult coloring books like this, with six colored pencils in her hand a time. Oy, that child.


And the last little humorous story. I got this book in the mail this week:


This doesn't look like a book I would normally read. I didn't remember buying the book. It did seem like the kind of thing I would have read about in another book or online and would have looked at on Amazon. But I really didn't think I would have bought it. I thought maybe I accidentally put it in my cart and I paid for another item (I've bought a few in the last few weeks) without paying as much attention as I should about everything that was in my cart. But it came in the mail with my name on it, so I put it on my night stand to figure out when I had more time.

A few nights later, I rolled over to turn off my lamp and saw the sticker on the side of the book. Enlarge the picture and look at the words.


I laughed out loud. I had ordered the book Goodnight Gorilla like three weeks previous because Cecily loves that book, but so had Emilia and Mira and it had lost both of it's covers and gotten thrown away. She had asked me for it, so I got on Amazon and ordered it from a used book store. And I ended up with Woman Code. Do you think maybe they thought the book would help women put the gorilla inside them to sleep?

Luckily, the seller was easy to work with and I got a refund and a note saying to keep the book I got in error. What do you think? Should I read it?

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Sick again

Valentine's Day was this week. And I didn't do much for it. I wrote notes to all of my kids and to Steve, but I haven't been feeling well all week, either physically or mentally. I also got to go to writing group on Wednesday. Steve went to a movie with Ben on Thursday and Friday we had to cancel our date so both of us could take a nap and take it easy. Saturday, Joe and Cindy were here with Sebastian and Flo and Haley and we met them at the Thanksgiving Point Museum of Natural Curiosity. It was a little bit of a rough day because I still wasn't feeling well, but I didn't want to send Steve to the museum without me again. From the museum, we drove directly to my parents house for a birthday dinner for Ben. I got a full nine hours of sleep last night and then got up and showered and got breakfast for the girls, then fell asleep again for two hours before going to church. I was still dragging by 6pm. I don't know what I've got, but it's wiping me out. Bleh. Send good vibes my way. Hopefully I'll be better by next Sunday!








Sunday, February 12, 2017

Facebook Funnies

I have a minute, since we had Stake Conference today, so I decided to transfer my kids' funny stuff over from Facebook along with my regular post.

2/11/17
Overheard conversation . . .
Mira: She shoots rainbows out of her butt.
Emilia: Why would she shoot rainbows out of her butt??
Mira: It's how she defences.
Emilia: Do they stink or something?
Mira: No, they just shoot out.
Emilia: You know that's where poop comes out, too, right?
Mira: Yeah, I know. This is different.

1/23/17
Cecily: My tummy hurts.
Me: You're fine. Eat your pizza.
Cecily: I eat too much.
Me: That's your first piece.
Cecily: I feel like throw up.
Me: You're not sick.
Cecily grins and giggles.
Steve: You wouldn't be smiling like that if you were sick.
Emilia: Yeah, you would be groaning and laying on the couch and watching TV.
Cecily's grin gets bigger: I can do that. Where a phone?

12/31/16
An impromptu interview with Cecily.
What is your favorite food?
Cecily: ice cream. And pizza. Oh! And noodles.
What is your favorite color?
Cecily: Yewow. (Yellow)
What is your favorite toy?
Cecily: Rainbow tiger and Snoopy and Barf & Belch.
Okay. Good answers.
Cecily: Tell me some more.
Oh, okay. Who is your favorite friend to play with?
Cecily: My cousins! And maybe my Grant.
(Grant is the neighbor boy.)
Where is your favorite place to go?
Cecily: Going swimming. And hunting. And tumbling. (She does a tumbling class on Tuesdays. I have no idea where hunting came from. We don't go hunting in our family.)
Who is your favorite person to visit?
Cecily: Aunt Haylee! And Joey and Anessa.
What about grandparents?
Cecily: Yeah! Grandma and Grandpa and Nana and Grandpa.
What--
Cecily: That enough.
You're all done?
Cecily: Mmm-hmm.

12/18/16
Emilia doesn't like having her hair done but on Sundays I make her.
Emilia, today, after 4 minutes: Is this done yet?
Me: Are you done whining yet?
Emilia: You're done whining! . . . Your face is done whining. . .

12/9/16
We have a Christmas book with puzzle pieces in it that you can take out and store in the back of the book. Mira was showing Cecily this feature this morning and Cecily exclaims, "What!? That's genius!"

11/12/16
Emilia: Ew! What's that smell?
Mira: Cecily tooted.
Cecily: I not toot! My butt burp.
*giggles*
Emilia: A butt burp *is* a toot.
Cecily: Ohhhh.
*more giggles*

11/7/16
As we took Cecily (and the other two) trick-or-treating on Halloween, I told Steve that Cecily probably thought this was the best night of her life. She got to dress up as one of her favorite characters ALL DAY and now we were going to people's houses and they were just HANDING her candy. She couldn't run to the next house fast enough. After her bag got so heavy she couldn't carry it, Steve held it for her and she had people hand her candy at their doors. EVERY TIME someone handed her a piece of candy, she would flip around, hold it high above her head and make her "Look at this! I am so surprised!" face. She LOVED it. Every night for the last week, her bedtime prayers have started like this: "Heavenly Father, Thankful we can go trick-or-treating. Thankful we can get all the candy for the people. (Meaning "from the people.") Thankful a person was gone and another one was gone. Thankful the candy left outside and another left outside." Her enthusiasm for life is my favorite thing about Cecily. Love that turkey.

10/23/16
It's Steve's birthday and we were having cake. But after putting the candles on the cake, we had to wait a few minutes for the table to be cleared and everybody to be ready to sing. Cecily, impatient to eat her cake, walked up to Grandma and said, "We put the fire on it now?"

10/4/16
We were driving in Spanish Fork near Costco where there is a turn arrow and two through arrows. Mira sees the through arrows and says, "Up? That's silly. The cars can't float *up*."

9/26/16
Me: Cecily you just might be the cutest girl in the world.
Cecily: No I not.
Me: How about the cutest girl in the galaxy? Do you want to be the cutest girl in the galaxy?
Cecily: No.
Me: How about the universe?
Cecily: No.
Me: You don't want to be the cutest girl in the universe? What do you want to be?
Cecily: Nothing.
Me: You could be the smartest girl in the universe.
Cecily: Yes.
(Definitely a smart girl.)

9/5/16
Telling stories to entertain themselves on the way home from our hike. Cecily's started line this: Once upon a time there was a black fairy named... Cowboy...

8/21/16
Cecily hates Sundays because we don't let our kids watch TV on Sunday. On the way home from Sunday dinner at Grandma and Grandpa's house--
Cecily: Mom! It Friday!
Me: No, it's Sunday.
Cecily: It NOT Sunday. We already do Sunday.

8/9/16
Cecily: "I want more blood. And death." #thankyouzootopia

7/29/16
I love the conversation my kids just had.
Emilia: Traeven (her imaginary husband) is working from home today. Mira, you know how Daddy has a full-time job, and sometimes Mom works at the school teaching classes? It's like that except I work full time and Traeven sometimes works making things for websites.
Mira: Yeah, Stevalatcho (Mira's imaginary husband) is working from home, too.
Emilia: Traeven's full name is Traeven Wotts. Wotts is spelled W-O-T-T-S. (So she can be married and still have the same last name.)

After being told repeatedly that we would swim after lunch and that she could not watch TV before then, Cecily found Nana's lap for sympathy. Then she growls, "Mom!"
"What do you want Cecily?"
(still growling) "I want to swim. Or watch TV."
Chuckling, I say, "You certainly know your mind, don't you?"
Cecily's eyes narrow. "Mom, this is serious."

Walking to the car after playing at the splash pad, someone zooms by us on a skateboard. Surprised, Cecily puts her arms out to stop us from being run over (by the person who is now a good fifty feet away) and says, "I think we have a situation here."

7/7/16
Me: go eat breakfast.
Emilia: I'm going to feed blankie first. I keep his food in the printer.
Me, laughing: I find it funny that not only do you feed your blankie but you do it often enough that you know where it's kept.
Emilia, giggling: I figured it out two days ago. Know what's in it? There's two different kinds of Blankie Bites. One is dried chocolate frosting on the outside. Then inside is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Costco chicken, and carrots.
Me: That's disgusting.
Emilia, giggling again: I know! But it has breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert. The other kind of Blankie Bite is the same. Strawberry frosting, donuts, beef, and green beans. Then blankie can eat it all day.

6/25/16
Driving up the canyon for family pictures, we told Emilia to close her eyes and put her head down so she wouldn't get motion sick. A few minutes later...
Cecily: Mom, I sick. I close my eyes. [...pause with eyes closed...] Oh! I can't see.

Mischievous Meister

Cecily has been even more mischievous than usual lately. She broke our new bathroom sink a little over a week ago.


She markered all over the wall the next day.


On Friday, she figured out how to take the cover off the 5 gallon bucket of flour I keep in the kitchen, took it into the living room, and started playing in it--with her toys.

I know she didn't mean to break the sink. Even if she had meant to break it, I'm not sure she couldn't have done it quite so beautifully. She had decided to squirt water all over the mirror, then wipe it off with a full-size towel (because my kids think that's 'helpful'). As she pulled the towel down, it grabbed the vase on the counter (the green one in the picture) and dropped it into the sink. Voila.
Broken sink, perfectly intact vase. I heard glass breaking and I was ready to be upset with her for playing with my vase, but when I walked into the bathroom and the vase was fine, I didn't even yell. I was just so incredulous.

I know she meant to marker all over the wall. Though she told me while she was cleaning (and saying, "Mom, this is so hard!" "This is taking too long!") that she wanted to write like Mira. She thought that Mira had written the saying on the wall when Mira slept up there. It was kinda cute that she wanted to emulate her sister. But she still got to clean it all off.

She also meant to stick her toys in a bucket of flour, but at least it was almost empty so it didn't waste too much. *sigh* It's a good thing she's so cute.

Mystery (our cat) has also been extra mischievous lately. She HATES snow. Refuses to walk on it. So she didn't go outside for a LONG time. Our house is not as entertaining as chasing birds and small rodents. Can you spot her in the picture below?


Our weeks have not been too busy otherwise. I finally finished my latest round of edits on my book last week and we went out for dinner to celebrate. We were going to go to a place called Bruges Waffles and Frites (who could resist waffles and fries?), but it's in downtown Provo and it was a Friday night and it was cold and rainy. There was absolutely no parking anywhere near the place. The closest was almost 3 blocks away. So we drove up to orem and waffled  the whole way (see what I did there?) about where to go. Finally we decided we'd get fast food for the kids and then check out a new bbq place for me and Steve. Steve decided to go to Wendy's even though I told him McDonalds would be better and we sat in the drive through for 30 minutes even though I told him going inside would be faster. He didn't believe me. Wendy's is NOT fast food during rush hour. So over an hour after we left the house, we finally arrive at the bbq place starving and they literally have 1 rack of ribs left. Like that's all the meat they had left in the entire store. No pork, no brisket, no chicken. Not even a hot dog or brat. 1 rack of ribs. *Le sigh* At least the ribs were better than I expected.

We tried out the game Kingdom Hearts one night using an emulator. We were all a bit weirded out by the game. Mira decided to take some pictures while we waited for Steve to set it up.




Last Saturday we were able to attend cousin Meg Nelson's baptism. The girls loved playing with their cousins as always, there was lots of good food, and the baptism was spiritual. Aren't days like that wonderful?


Cecily was having a rough night one night, so Steve just held her for a little while until she fell back to sleep. I couldn't resist snapping a picture. So cute.


With all the craziness going on with the executive orders and people hating the president, I decided it might be a good idea to teach my kids a little bit more about the Constitution. So two Mondays ago, we did a family home evening that told how we revolted against England and then talked about the miraculous circumstances involved in writing such an inspired document. We also read the prophecy about the revolutionary war in the Book of Mormon.

Then last Monday, Steve talked about how the Constitution set up the three parts of our government and what those three parts do. We, of course, used My Little Ponies to represent this. Princesses Luna and Celestia as the two parts of the legislature, Princess Twilight as the judicial branch, and Princess Cadence as the executive branch. The mini ponies represented the "people" who get to vote. It went really well.


Cecily has been into games lately and she beat me three times at Candyland this week. The third time she got close, she said, "Oh yeah. I'm almost dere," and raised the roof. No lack of confidence in this one. At all.


Friday afternoon, I wanted to make sugar cookies, so I invited our friends, the Ables, over to make them with us. It seems far less tedious when I get to chat with an adult the whole time and the kids entertain each other when they get bored instead of whining at me.


She looks like an ad for sugar cookies, but she only ate two bites before telling me she didn't like it.


This week, I plan to start a new exercise program, do a final read-through of my book before sending it out to beta readers again, and meeting with my writing group. Should be an exciting week!